CIRCUMSTANCES ARE UNKNOWN
On September 6, at 10:12 p.m., a VAZ ran into an electric post near the “Ford” auto show in Yerevan.
EC VERDICTS IN ARMENIAN
The European Court’s verdicts will henceforth be available in the Armenian language as well.
QUARANTINE IN ARMENIA
The RA Government confirmed the structure of the committee that is responsible for coordinating the program on eliminating the African plague and for taking preventative measures for its dissemination.
YEZIDI NATION SLAUGHTERED IN IRAQ
The massacre of yezidi nation in the small town of Sinjar in the north of Iraq is still going in.
22-YEAR OLD YOUNG MAN DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK
On 4 September 22-year old Eduard Badalyan died from a heart attack while swimming in the Lake Sevan not far away from “Akhtamar” beach.
PAVAROTTI DEAD
The greatest tenor Luciano Pavarotti died some hours ago at his home in Modena at the age of 72.
His Holiness Karekin II Defrocks Rev. Fr. Yeprem Sarkisian
His Holiness Karekin II, Supreme Patriarch and Catholicos of All Armenians, has issued a Pontifical Order dated September 1, 2007, whereby Rev. Fr. Yeprem Sarkisian has been defrocked for insubordination.
BEWARE OF BOOKS SOLD IN THE STREETS!
Don't get surprised if doctors discover echinococcus in your child's organism even though you have never kept a cat or a dog. Just remember the place you have brought your child’s textbooks!
ACCIDENTAL SHOT
Armen R. And Arsen A. were shot at 1/3 Buzand on September 4. While putting his “MO-133” fowling-piece into the luggage rack, Arthur O., 1976, accidentally fired at Armen and Arsen, the RA Police reports.
WHO GIVES DOCUMENTS TO SECOND-HAND DEALERS?
On September 5, over 150-200 employees of Erebuni “Universam” (self-service store) assembled near the RA Government.
SHALL WE HAVE ARMENIAN SHOES AND CLOTHES IN 7-8 MONTHS?
“Van” shoe factory is “at a loss” because of the recent misfortunes and the vague promises.
TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
On September 4, at 9:50 p.m., an accident occurred on Masis-Nubarashen highway.
AZERIS THROW STONES AT ARMENIAN BUS
Sixty pupils of “Furman” juvenile sports school recently held trainings in Batumi. On returning to Yerevan they had an unpleasant incident, the sports school headmaster Arthur Abrahamyan informed A1+.
TERMS EXTENDED
“Kurkjian and others” and “Uzunyan and others” against “Aksa” insurance company on the case of compensating the heirs of the victims of Armenian genocide, the terms of the depositors hairs’ applications were prolonged.
COLORED FOUNTAINS WILL SING
500 million drams was spent on the reconstruction of fountains in the Republic Square in Yerevan.
ARABIC HEAT INTRUDED UPON ARMENIA
Hot air masses have intruded upon Caucasus from Arabic deserts since 1 September which resulted in the high temperature in the Republic.
CLASSES TO RESUME FROM SEPTEMBER 17
People with at least rudiments of the Georgian language can henceforth find a job in Akhalkalak. This criterion creates extra obstacles for state employees. The number of the unemployed is currently increasing in Akhalkalak. Therefore, local residents stick to the traditional source of income – construction and potato cultivation, which, in its turn, brings up problems with the Georgians.
PLAGUE RESULTS IN DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS
Nowadays frozen pork is of a greater demand in Yerevan. After revelation of cases of the African plague in Lori and Tavush, Yerevan citizens prefer frozen pork to fresh pork which, in their opinion, is less dangerous.
WHAT IS THE USE OF VOTING?
Would you like Levon Ter-Petrosyan to become RA President again? Obviously, this question has aroused a great public interest. A1+ Company has questioned over 100 Yerevan citizens in this connection.
MIKA IS DISCONTENT WITH DOLLAR DEVALUATION
The owner of the “Armavia” National Airlines and Russia-based businessman Michael Baghdasarov is discontent with the dollar devaluation. He stated this at the Hayeli Club on July 27.
INSECTICIDE CAUSED DEATH
On July 26, at 8:40 a.m., Onik Hakobyan, 1937, a resident of Karby Village, was taken to the Astarak hospital. It turned out that Hakobyan had accidentally drunk insecticide. Onik Hakobyan died in the hospital.
ARMENIANS WERE THE BEST
Armenian teams achieved great success in the 9th Championship of Intellectual Games of the South Caucasus held in Georgia. They won three of the four main competitions.
WILL “LIBERTY” SIGN THE AGREEMENT?
In upcoming days an agreement will be signed on rebroadcast of programs of “Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty” through the Broadcasting Board of Governors and the “Ar Radio” Intercontinental.
COMPLAIN CONSISTENTLY IN ORDER NOT TO BE DESPISED
Residents of Northern Avenue, former pilots, 200 private taxi drivers gathered in front of the Government building demanding responses from the RA Prime Minister to their applications.